Tree Slonkey

A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.

Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?

Unimportant person 2: what's what?

Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?

Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.

by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian) April 27, 2020

cokey smokey

cocaine inside of a cigarette

“hey man you ready for this cokey smokey cousin?”

by Bev Roc May 29, 2021

takin' a smokey

When you are waiting to kill time after you get to work and drop a duece and getting paid for it.

Man that Homie be ALWAYS be Takin' A Smokey everytime he clocks into work.

by knightman23 April 13, 2014

Smokey Australian

During sex, the guy lights up and puts it out in the woman's ass. He then proceeds to have anal sex with her.

I'm totally going to do the Smokey Australian with her.

by asian persuasian March 20, 2009

Sloke

-A shorter version of slow poke for when you see a fatass or somebody really slow
-A mix of a sloth and a slow poke; a slow moving person who needs to exercise more

I was running with my fat friend Dave and he was being a classic sloke, he couldn't even finish the first mile.

by Orange is the new black 2017 January 19, 2017

Sloke

The act of poking someone while they are asleep.

Note: In Glasgow, to "poke" a girl is the same as to finger her.

Guy 1: How did your date go last night? Any action?
Guy 2: She fell asleep on the sofa, so I just sloked her and went home.

by lauracide January 8, 2011

Smokey McPott

The code i use

Hello officer

whats your name sir

Smokey McPott

by 12logan121 April 6, 2010