Skyrim Time

A grossly underestimated length of time.

dude: I'm only going to play Skyrim for 30 minutes before my date tonight.
(six hours later)
I just gotta finish this last quest.
girl: I guess he meant 30 minutes in Skyrim time.

by emonayyy April 10, 2013

Skyrim job

1: Not an actual job in Skyrim
2: The act of hanging ones ass of the bed to have it eaten.

"Man she hung her ass of the bed..it was just floating there...so I had to give her a Skyrim job"

by Captainfabulouscockandballs December 3, 2013

Skyrimming

Skyrimming is used to describe the obsessive, unhealthy and quite honestly inhumane amount of hype that leads up to something that turns out to be sub-par or average.

Something that causes an amount of hype that keeps one from eating or sleeping, often rendering them unable to accurately judge the said thing with any amount of logic or reason.

"Looks like Bethtesda is releasing a new fallout game"
"I know, Jordan has been Skyrimming it for about a month now, that boy needs help"

by Innerstellar June 5, 2015

Skyrim

The game with the best release date

Skyrim was released on 11.11.11

by anonymous December 8, 2016

Skyrimjob

When he or she is giving you a rimjob and right as you fart you scream "FUS RO DAH!!!" and on the DAH part you release a huge fart on the person's tongue.

Partner 1: I'm gonna release a big fart! Fus...Ro...
Partner 2: Don't give me a Skyrimjob!
Partner 1: DAH! *rips a huge fart*

by Valstorm June 22, 2018

Skyrimming

Eating ass while on an airplane.

My girl loves skyrimming so much we take regular vacations.

by Nyarkus September 22, 2018

Skyrish kid

The person who trash talks others and challenged those that beat the fuck outta of him. He is a disabled fortnite addict that doesn’t know how pronounce

Follow Skyrish kid on YouTube with 9 subscribers

by UrMxm March 15, 2019