As if the fact that kids spend almost 10 months of their entire year stuck in some classroom, learning useless information and getting their rights and individuality stripped away wasn't enough torture, somebody thought it'd be a good idea to start off the kids' summer by essentially giving them a project. That is basically what a summer assignment is.
Most people that run these school systems are oblivious to the fact that: A) Kids are not going to magically become more literate by being forced to read some crappy novel B) Most kids don't even read the books they're given, instead relying on the internet (A.K.A. that thing that proved that school is 100% obsolete) to give them a quick summary of it, and doing their 5 page essay on that and C) Most kids would rather NOT think about school during the only time they have off.
It's almost similar to when they send you packets to do during Christmas Vacation, and you were too busy doing those to actually enjoy playing your new video game system (because homework packets make everybody feel jolly!). Except imagine them taking a bite out of your summer instead. That is what summer assignments are like.
Most people that run these school systems are oblivious to the fact that: A) Kids are not going to magically become more literate by being forced to read some crappy novel B) Most kids don't even read the books they're given, instead relying on the internet (A.K.A. that thing that proved that school is 100% obsolete) to give them a quick summary of it, and doing their 5 page essay on that and C) Most kids would rather NOT think about school during the only time they have off.
It's almost similar to when they send you packets to do during Christmas Vacation, and you were too busy doing those to actually enjoy playing your new video game system (because homework packets make everybody feel jolly!). Except imagine them taking a bite out of your summer instead. That is what summer assignments are like.
Students: "3....2.....1!!!! Summer is finally here!!!!"
Teacher: "Enjoy your summer. By the way, don't forget to write that 10-page essay and complete your summer assignment while the rest of your family is at the pool actually doing something fun!"
Teacher: "Enjoy your summer. By the way, don't forget to write that 10-page essay and complete your summer assignment while the rest of your family is at the pool actually doing something fun!"
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An extremely popular Australian comedy on the ABC, set in Summer Heights High school. It Stars comedian Chris Lilley who plays the three main characters; Ja'mie King, Jonah Takalua and Mr. G. The show concentrates on the portrayal of a public school from three different forms of cliques, the "FOBS", bimbos, and the clueless teacher.
Jonah: FUCK YOU MISS!
Miss Wheatly: Excuse me, Jonah?
Jonah: I said PUCK YOU! With a P! This is an English class isn't it?
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Ja'mie: Why don't you go back to China, bitch? I hear QANTAS are doing a great deal on plane tickets to china!
Girl: I'M NOT EVEN FROM CHINA! I'M FROM SINGAPORE!
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*Thinking about how to get rid of the Special ED. unit at summer heights high*
Mr G: so thats all it will take? a little poo on the floor?
Miss Wheatly: Excuse me, Jonah?
Jonah: I said PUCK YOU! With a P! This is an English class isn't it?
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Ja'mie: Why don't you go back to China, bitch? I hear QANTAS are doing a great deal on plane tickets to china!
Girl: I'M NOT EVEN FROM CHINA! I'M FROM SINGAPORE!
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*Thinking about how to get rid of the Special ED. unit at summer heights high*
Mr G: so thats all it will take? a little poo on the floor?
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