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mexican snowmobile

When you grab her by the hair and ride her into the sand
Dallas grabbed Amy and plowed her face into the sand like a Mexican snowmobile
by ErrbodyInThe306 December 31, 2019
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lamb showman

Lamb showman are the definition of dedication. They have felt the despair of “the gate” and know they don’t want that feeling again.they have experienced the gratification of the handshake or the champion slap and strive to feel that again and again! They can see the beauty in the perfect profile and the sheer power of a good drive. They would sort through a 1000 head all over the country just to find THE ONE. There is magic in their eyes and electricity in their step. While other people are playing video games they’re practicing and planning and exercising. They know if Mom has the camera and Dad has a worried look it’s show time! They know if it’s to be, it’s up to them. They know the real value of groovy racks, crisp loin edges and square butts. They know the best place to watch the grand drive is from the ring. They avoid corners and low spots at all costs. They can talk the talk and walk the walk and they won’t stop until the grab that banner! After God, their family, and their country their stock comes next. If you need them they’ll be in the barn!
That (girl/guy) is definitely a lamb showman!
by Thatlambgirl December 1, 2020
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lawn mower showdown

Eric and the neighbor are having some sort of lawn mower showdown.
by Lgc1987 March 22, 2017
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alt-right showman

Someone who hosts a YouTube-show with an alt-right political profile.
My favourite alt-right showman is Alex Jones.
by Guiding Star January 6, 2018
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Showboating

When your girlfriend won't have sex with you; and you precede to pleasure yourself manually in full vision of her, fully flaunting your engorged member.

This may be done

(1) out of spite,

(2) in an attempt to induce her into sexual activity,

(3) or just simply to get a nut off.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you get any pussy last night?

Guy 2: No damnit, my girl was tired so I showboated.

Guy 1: What a bitch! Always making you turn to showboating.
by Leon Llong July 5, 2010
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showhoe

A girl usually a scenester who spends hours working on her hair, make up, and clothing selection to go to a hardcore show with her friends...purely to pick up on guys.
Ugh I hate showhoes...I'm so glad I'm not one of them.
OMGSHHH What if we see Jeffree Star at the Suicide Silence show?!?! I better start getting ready at 3...wouldn't want those scene boys to get lonely.
by i'vesceneitall May 16, 2006
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Showman

The term Showman is given to a male who, when flaccid, his penis is of average to below average size.
However when erect his penis towers to an above average size

This term is often found amongst descendants of the 'Spicer' family

See:- Spicer
Girl: why is our penis so small?

Boy: Im a showman...

Girl: What does that mean?

Boy: Touch it and find out...

Girl: Holy Shit! Thats the biggest ive seen!
by imimortal March 20, 2009
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