shotgun breakfast

eating whatever you can find in your kitchen, usually in a fast pace manner, so you will not be late for a appointment.

I woke up late for school so i had a shotgun breakfast of a handfull of corn chips and a few sips of a soda.

by m4rkuz June 14, 2008

Shotgun Masturbate

To shotgun masturbate is to be able to jack off in one swift, shotgun pump-esque motion. This is due to the girl you are masturbating to being so ridiculously hot, that one shotgun pump motion is all you need.

Guy #1: Dude, how hot is she?
Guy #2: I swear, I could shotgun masturbate to her.
Guy #1: Really? I don't believe?
Guy #2: No lie. I swear. Just chk, chk, boom.

by TCT1 April 20, 2010

Shotgunned

Verb
When engaging in anal with a woman, the woman craps diarrhea on your penis, effectively spraying it on and around your penis, usually in the pubic region.

Man: Aww yeah..

Woman: Oh shit..

Man: Wha- ohgodohgodohgod u just shotgunned me?!?

Woman: Sorry..

Man: Sorry?!?! Get the fuck out!

by JiggleMaster69 October 15, 2012

shotgun fade

Similar to the shotgun mouthwash technique of dental cleanliness, a shotgun fade is the fastest haircut ever, and the last one you will ever need.

"Oh shit did you hear Qais got a shotgun fade? His hair looks tight but his face is kind of messed up. Yeah I can give you a ride to the funeral, no problem man. Yeah your sister and I are still not talking I don't really know what to do about her anymore anyway."

by jigoku August 26, 2007

Shotgunning

Taking a drag from a cigarette/cigar, then expelling the smoke into someone's mouth (usually your girlfriend) while they inhale it. Like an open-mouthed kiss, except with smoke involved.

Dude, look at those 2 shotgunning! She looks like she's enjoying it.

by Jenni N. June 13, 2008

shotgun effect

The act of turning in a whole bunch of applications to different areas of employment in hope that at least one of them employs you.

The "shotgun effect" could mean anything involving multiple usage of something until something happens. It is similar to how a shotgun shoots : it fires a spread of buckshot, so if you're shooting a buckshot round from a distance, you'd better hope at least ONE of the pellets hit the target.

"The shotgun effect is my attempt to get a fucking job. BUT, it never happens. -_-' "
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

shotgun

when u exhale smoke into someone elses mouth

that was a good hit i want shotgun

by poop December 8, 2003