shlong

a really fat,long, slimy, and vainy penis

"man that bankskank licks shlong"

by alex brownie April 9, 2008

shlong

slang for penis

put away you shlong cause I don't wanna see your dong

by blind December 10, 2003

shlong

a large penis

It beacuse I have a hugh shlong isnt it.

My shlong is 80 pounds, I know you want this shit!

by chole west March 23, 2003

shlong stew

when a male ejaculates into a bowl of cornflakes and tricks a girl into thinking it's milk.

Joe: I gave my sister sum nasty shlong stew.

by Austin Rape December 30, 2007

Shlong

Verb
1. to buy and sell a currency simultaneously
2. to buy and sell a stock simultaneously

Noun.
1. a trade consisting of both a buy and sell of the same currency, also known as a short and long position
2. a penis

Verb Phrase
1. to shlong, I am going to shlong eur/usd right now
2. shlonging, I am enjoying shlonging eur/usd.

Used as a noun:
1. I am loving my shlong right now.
2. I am waiting for movement in the market to release my shlong.
3. I am going to hit eur/chf with a shlong.

by porchmonk November 16, 2011

shlong

the thing you have in your ass right now

Damn, I cant get this shlong out of my ass

by A-Rab June 6, 2003

shlonger donger

a mans manhood, his genetelia, his dick.

oh my god he hit me in the shlonger donger!

by chris robbinz January 24, 2007