Jac Sherington

A Person who has the dirtiest and most disgusting mind among men and loves asking would you rather's which involve unspeakable acts usually sexual

Jac Sherington just asked me would I rather watch my mum rape him or him raping my mum (yes he did just ask me that he actually is disgusting)

by officialborris November 11, 2014

Guilt Showering

The process of showering after having sex with or messing around with someone you later regret. it is often done more than once, and can be a sort of therapy. it is a psychological way of removing all traces of those people you regret being with, by "washing them off."

" On Friday I got so drunk and slept with Ian, I've been guilt showering ever since."

by annthepixie_ November 20, 2016

dirt shoveling

Work which achieves no useful purpose but is mandated as some kind of political requirement in order to achieve some actual objective.

It'd be a 5 minute job if it weren't for all the dirt shoveling.

by _cjd September 5, 2017

within shoveling distance

Being in close enough proximity to a person, place or thing that one could reasonably assume you could bury a body and still get away without getting caught or found out.

“Hey, where's Tom these days?” “Oh. he's within shoveling distance.”

by Trixie Lynn Freebush January 20, 2021

Junk Shoveling

the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.

Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.

by Shovel_Shitter May 15, 2022

Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker

Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress

*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"

by ViperUrban June 6, 2024

Chunder and Shitening

Noun. A gastrointestinal phenomenon where food at various stages of digestion is forcibly ejected from either end of the tract with a watery consistency over a prolonged period of time. See also, "diarrhoea and vomiting".

"the forecast for today is feverishly hot with widespread Chunder and Shitening"

by Aconymous June 4, 2025