shitbeat

1. Taking a dump, usually while using laptop
2. Access pornographic material
3. Beat

"Hey man, what are you doing in there?"

"Nothing"

"Are you shitbeating?"

"Yeah"

by Peter the shit beeter April 28, 2009

shitbert

A shithead, can mean very stupid or being a bastard.

Origins: I made a doodle at school of a guy with a poop for a head. I called him Shitbert. He has a mother, Buttface.

"Look at Shitbert over there!" Note: It can replace a proper noun (such as a name) and keep the exact same grammar, as if it was said person's real name.

by BristolBrick July 25, 2016

Shithead

uwu she luv them gud kfc

i'm shithead and i gotta pee with the lights off

by Flanos May 30, 2019

get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

by barber of seville November 27, 2020

shitbird

A racial slur for black people.

I would have taken the Dan Ryan, but its always full of shitbirds.

by The Baron of Beverly December 2, 2007

Shithead

Someone who brings it! Takes all the shit in the world, all the unnecessary hate and just makes it a little worth fighting for! Anyone who learns that sometimes there's no better way to live than be his or her own judge. Sometimes, especially the further you fall, you feel like there's no way out... so here's a way no one thinks of as a good initiative; be a shithead!! The only way out if you want to stay alive!

Bartleby Gaines: So you can go ahead, sign your forms, reject us and shoot us down, and do whatever you gotta do. It doesn't really matter at this point, because we'll never stop learning, and we'll never stop growing, and we'll never forget the ideals what were instilled in us at our place, 'cause we are SHIT heads now, and we'll be SHIT heads forever and nothing you say can do or stamp can take that away from us, so GO!

"You are now accepted as a Shithead in the South Harmon Institute of Technology." ~ N/H

by northernhell June 14, 2011

lebanese shithead

Same as towel head but instead of wearing a turban they wear used toilet paper around their head as a form of religion

Did you see that dude with the nasty toilet paper on his head he must be a lebanese shithead

by dirtball bag May 4, 2008