Shampoontang

having sex in the shower while lathering, rinsing and repeating over and over again.

I heard that there is some sweet shampoontang over in the girls locker room.

by Omeil and Dan April 6, 2006

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Shampon

A feminine hygiene product made of a Sham-Wow, similar to a tampon. Lasts all week and is re-usable. Turns red when done.

Slogan: (To the theme of Land of the Lost)

Sham-Sham-Sham
Sham-Sh-Sham-Shampon
Never Buy a Tampon Again!

Mother: Your grandmother asked me to give this to you when she passed away

Daughter: A Shampon! Thanks, I'll never have to buy a tampon again!

by McSchlops September 1, 2009

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soy sauce shampoo

some wrong racist definition some girl jealous of asian girls' hair made up to try to feel better about her own crap hair

soy sauce shampoo is non existent. there is however shampoo with soy which makes your hair healthier

by gjj100 August 14, 2009

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shampi

1. What you call your friend Sami, cause Shampi sounds so much better...
2. How you greet your friend Shampi - the customary reply is Berra! Especially if you are called Isobel...

Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!
Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!
Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!
Me: SHAMPI!!
Sami: BERRA!!!

by Berra January 13, 2005

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shampoot

The act of farting in the shower. It is usually done without thinking first. For some reason only the gods know, these farts smell a billion times worse than normal gas passing.

I was rinsing, lathering, and repeating before I let out the mother of shampoots.

by G Freezy March 8, 2009

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