Shakespeak

A heavily stylized form of English in which one implements that of Olde English, very elaborate metaphors and sometimes blank verse.

All Shakespearean works use Shakespeak

by TehMonny September 11, 2007

shamefast

A complete fourth meal eaten with friends after a night of drinking, usually at a 24-hour diner between the hours of 2 and 5 AM. Shamefast is a great opportunity to recap what may have been missed (or forgotten) earlier that night.

Dood, I'm over this. Let's head out and grab shamefast at the diner on the corner.

by zomgjustsomeguy April 13, 2011

shame prostitute

a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.

similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.

shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.

Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.

by sheepmeeper January 9, 2012

Rage Shades

The cheap plastic Wayfarer knock-offs with neon colored ear flaps used as free giveaways and usually worn by college students, especially when raging.

-Hey Jimmy are you ready to go to that party?

-Yeah, let me grab my rage shades and lets go

by UCHuskies15 November 3, 2011

janitorial shame

When a person embellishes his menial job with an important sounding title

"I work in the maintenance department as a sanitation engineering specialist" bragged Custodian Curtiss, trying to hide his janitorial shame.

by bookworm1635 January 27, 2014

Masturbation Shame

An intense feeling of self hatred and shame one will receive after masturbating, often when they have masturbated to something that may be considered deviated or weird.

The feeling I get after I masturbate to intense Triple Fisting is referred to as Masturbation Shame.

by David Daunt July 15, 2016

eco-shame

to shame another person for not respecting the environment

My friend eco-shamed me for not putting my plastic bottle in the recycle bin.

by Eddie Temple December 23, 2017