shtootz

A slang-term unique to Montreal referring to sweet, pure cocaine.

Yo! Call up the Ne-Yo, we gonna hit that shtootz tonight. Ya dig?!

SHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOTZ!!!!!

Fuck! That shit is the shtootz! DAMN!

by street_slanger(baKed) February 12, 2010

SHTF gun

The one gun that is planned on being relied on if the 'SHTF'. Although the choice of weapon for this purpose is highly personal, most will select a robust rifle (or shotgun, especially in an urban environment) of proven ability under adverse conditions. Most importantly, it will be a weapon with which the owner is very familiar. Virtually all gun owners will, if pressed, admit that they have designated one of their arms as the 'shtf'gun.

In spite of its WW II vintage the M-1 Garand is still a favorite SHTF gun; its offers .30-06 punch and rarely malfunctions under even the most trying conditions.

by Mike Bishop September 23, 2006

SHTF

"Shit hits the fan"

"SHTF" or "When shit hits the fan" is a popular phrase referring to the ultimate situation in which a man would need to try and survive off the land. The collapse of civilization.

The phrase is commonly used among survivalists and generally most firearm collectors or outdoors man.

See: apocalypse, end of the world, FUBAR, Survive

Guy 1: "Hey, that's a nice machete.

Guy 2: "Thanks. I'll probably use this in a SHTF situation.

by BiGoDeViN October 6, 2012

Shtoompy

Being in a general bad mood, but the spectrum is wide. It can be from simple disappointment or waking up on the wrong side of the bed to utter nihilism and existential angst for the human race, and everything in between. Possibly of Yiddish origin. One who is shtoompy is usually called a shtoomp.

Person: Are you shtoompy?
Shtoomp: What the hell does that mean?!
Person: Don't be such a shtoomp!!

by GengisKhan December 26, 2010

shtummer

A person who is told to keep "shtum" (quiet) but continues talking shit regardless

What a shtummer that uri really is. We told him he's full of shit but he won't keep shtum

by Pale Orc April 4, 2015

Shtantz

A new word

(Sh-tan-tz)
A friend group
A good shtantz is a group of awesome people
A shtantz is also people who have a similar personality
It can be used in both contexts

Shtantz: a group of friends

“ what a shtantz”
“Their such a shtantz”
“I love our shtantz”

by Whatashtantz February 6, 2020

shtupping

Having sex; fucking.

Did you know Brian is shtupping his secretary?

by illEATurHARTout March 4, 2004