seagully

a male masturbating and having an orgasm in his hand then throwing it into someone's face.

Jamie gave Kevin a seagully right in the eye. It was extremely donkfunkulous!

by Nevus March 8, 2009

screaming seagle

while engaging in intercourse on the beach, the man places his dick in the sand and sticks it back in his partner.

We were on the beach last night and we tried the screaming seagle, it really hurt.

by Clutter January 16, 2008

Steven Seagal

The living God of No Selling, Steven Seagal has never been injured in any movie he has starred in. If you were to use it as an adjective, it would describe a situation were you were expected to get hurt, but came out without a scratch.

Person 1: "Whoa, you just Steven Seagalled that Car Wreck. It looks like everyone else involved is dead."
Person 2: "That's because I am Steven Seagal." (Breaks Person 1's Neck)

by Big E to the Z December 1, 2006

reverse wraparound painted seagull twist

A fantastic and triumphant sexual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. This move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. You start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude's legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to fuckin plow the shit out of the girl's juicy crotch goblin. Most of the time one of those huge fucking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot boner and join in the fun, but not all the time.

Hey Bill!

Yeah Bob?

I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.

by Peter Pan's Left Nut October 14, 2008

Seagoville

Ghetto-ist town in Dallas County. Known to be home to many "condom demonstration professionals"

Amanda was't selling sex, she was just offering to sell a condom demonstration in Seagoville.

by The one and only badass October 30, 2008

seahawks

team that has only 2 playoff berths in the last 13 years; usually blows it; however, they kick ass this year

The Seahawks will be good this year, i guarantee it.

by 000 October 16, 2003

seagull

also can be knwn as seagulling.

where you cum on your hand and throw it at someone.

i seagulled him right on the back of the head

by joewwww May 26, 2008