Michael Scott

Everyone's role model and the world's best boss. Even though sometimes he comes across as childish, narcissistic, and cringy, he always keeps it a hundred. He has "no filter" and always says or does whatever he thinks is appropriate, which is a rare character trait in the modern world of cancel culture. He shows by his own example that you can be happy doing what you like, regardless of what others might think of you.

Speaking of his position as regional manager, some will say he is incompetent. In contrast, he's a genius who's focused on "a bigger picture," rather than "everyday stuff." He comes up with the best ideas ever, and, in the face of adversity, knows exactly what to do or say to turn everything in his or his company's favor.

Also, he is a very sympathetic individual, who is genuinely concerned with his employees' wellbeing and wants what's best for them.

A: What do you want to be when you grow up?
B: I want to be Michael Scott.

I wish I were more like Michael Scott. He's the GOAT.

by fullofheat March 4, 2023

travis scott

A limited-edition meal on McDonalds

Jim: I want a Travis Scott meal. Cactus Jack sent me here.
McDonald's employee: Ok anything else?

by Mr.McBoner September 18, 2020

scattered

The state of one's mind after a seretonin depleting weekend, associated with drug culture, generally refers to the after effects of ecstasy on the following day of consumption.

i'm so scattered after last night.
Man i'm so scat (colq').

by Wassim May 28, 2003

Scott Tenorman

Sub-character on South Park, episode 501, where Scott sells Cartman his pubes for 10 dollars. After Cartmen learns from Kyle, Stan, and Kenny that you have to grow your own pubes, he seeks revenge on trying to get his 10 dollars back. After many failures, Cartman makes the ultimate plan. He decives everyone into thinking that he is going to have Radiohead, Scott's favorite band, come to Cartman's "Chile-Con-Carnival", where he is going to have a pony bite off Scott's weiner. Instead, Cartman tricks Scott into thinking this, but instead the Redneck that owns the pony kills Scott's parents, when they try to take it after Scott tells them that a pony is being held at the Redneck's farm; trying to make it so Cartman's plan is foiled. With the parents dead, Cartman takes Scott's parents, spends a night with a hacksaw, and has a surprise for Scott at the Cook-off. When they are switching Chile to taste, Scott thinks that Cartman is eatting a Chile full of pubes, but what is really Chef's chile. Cartman reveals to Scott his plan, and tells Scott that Scott is eating his parents, who Cartman hacked up. Radiohead comes and tells Scott he is a crybaby and uncool kid. Kyle and Stan promise never to mess with Cartman again.

"Ha ha ha hah ha ha, I made you eat your parents!"

by OvalvaSix January 5, 2005

Scott Borchetta

A douche who makes up excuses for the obviously untalented.

(See immature, tone-deaf, retarded, lame for more explanation.)

That Scott Borchetta is a douche!

by AAG8 February 7, 2010

Scott Walker

n. (idiom) - The remnants of Koch paper products that occasional­ly cling to the shoes, garments, buttocks, and perianal regions of an individual that has recently used a public restroom and left in haste.

In their rush to end collective bargaining, several Republican representatives returned from the restroom with Scott Walkers on their person, most with visible signs of feces.

by Concerned Wisconsinite March 13, 2011

scott-scott

1. An alternative name for a vibrator or dildo.
2. Your snatch's best friend.

1. Honey, will you get me a scott-scott for Christmas.
2. The community scott-scott ran out of batteries.
3. Laura must be so loose because her scott-scott is huge.

by Scott Scott March 26, 2008