scurfed

When something is both scuffed and cursed at the same time

Sweetie you know i love you, but that bowl cut is scurfed

by the_hoffmann April 29, 2019

scruffstache

Unkempt or unruly mustache; the feeble beginnings of a newly grown mustache

"Dude, go shave that scruffstache off. You look like Doogie Howser."

by wherethehellwasi January 14, 2009

scruffypuff

the cutesy name for telling someone that they look like a hot mess; an adorable kind of scraggly. do not call someone a scruffypuff if you are trying to insult them -- it would be like hitting someone with cotton balls when you're trying to leave a bruise.

awww, she looked like such a scruffypuff when she woke up from her nap. adorable.

by captain ragamuffin April 28, 2010

Scruffleberry

1. A scruffle between two puss bags.
2. A fight two wusses get in.

Dude did you hear about that scruffleberry the other day?

Erick and Alex got into a bigtime scruffleberry.

by ScuttleBerry June 3, 2010

Scarface Delusion

The strange and sad phenomena that every currently or formerly drug-addled chav, wankster, or kid in treatment/NA that ever sold a couple of dubs of schwag to his buddies seems to be affected by; that he was some major drug dealer or big player in the game of his (usually hick) town.

My kid brother seems to think that because he sold a few of his classmates some of his ritalin he's now Tony Montana. He's obviously suffering from the Scarface Delusion.

by uncarvedblock89 March 3, 2011

Scruffstache

A large white, fluffy mustache that is found primarily on janitors.

Dude, who put that scruffstache on my Facebook picture?

by Pathend October 1, 2011

scarf pubes

the visible fringe of a scarf worn beneath a coat such that the fringe sticks out below the bottom of the coat, often covering the wearer's crotch

At first I thought he had dyed his happy trail purple, but then I realised it was just his scarf pubes hanging below his jacket

by Brain In A Vat March 1, 2014