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scummers

Bunch of pricks from southampton. They usually dress in a red and white striped shirt.
Just look up southampton and you have your example of a scummer.
by Derick Nobcheese February 24, 2005
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Slumber-Jack

(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation
EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me
by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011
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Australian slumber party

Function: noun
Etymology: early Latin slumbêe. In slumber. Affiliations with the country, Australia, and the numerous uses of vegemite.

Definition:

1:the act in witch vegemite is applied while in the activity of sexual intercourse.
Wow, can you believe the mate used 5 jars of vegemite for her Australian slumber party?

Yea, I heard it was pretty sticky...... I mean the vegemite, of course.
by Rontheman144 September 18, 2011
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slumber party

awesome band, made in SC, HMB, SM, B-town, and what not. they = love.
lets go to HMB and listen to slumber party in action!
by oliviaaaaaaa August 31, 2008
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scummerfield

a shit shop which sells scum for very high £££££ !!!!
screw sumerfield , try SCUMMERFIELD!!!
by sheffer's bloke January 5, 2005
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scummer

"he's only a poor little scummer"
by woooaahhhh January 19, 2009
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scummer

Also, someone who can afford not to live in the shit hole that is p*rtsmouth. For you who dont know, p*rtsmouth is dirty, shite, full of twats, stinks of fish, has a crap football team *ahem* 3-0 *ahem*, a place where women are slags, a place where the twat with a bell lives and has a crap football stadium (if you can call it that). To name a few.
Fuck off you skate wanker! SFC Rule!
by Fetch-bitch November 19, 2004
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