by Derick Nobcheese February 24, 2005
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The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber
*note*
to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation
The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber
*note*
to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation
EX. 1
Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?
Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack
EX. 2
Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight
Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me
Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?
Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack
EX. 2
Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight
Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me
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Function: noun
Etymology: early Latin slumbêe. In slumber. Affiliations with the country, Australia, and the numerous uses of vegemite.
Definition:
1:the act in witch vegemite is applied while in the activity of sexual intercourse.
Etymology: early Latin slumbêe. In slumber. Affiliations with the country, Australia, and the numerous uses of vegemite.
Definition:
1:the act in witch vegemite is applied while in the activity of sexual intercourse.
Wow, can you believe the mate used 5 jars of vegemite for her Australian slumber party?
Yea, I heard it was pretty sticky...... I mean the vegemite, of course.
Yea, I heard it was pretty sticky...... I mean the vegemite, of course.
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