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the scratch

v. To tweak the spelling or appearanece of something and change it to something else. Comes from changing the 1984 to 1981 on your drivers' licence so you can drink underage, like in the Mike Hines episode of 2000.
-'I can't get into the bar, I am too young.'
-'Give me your ID so I can give the motherfucker the scratch.'

The speed limit was too low so we gave the sign the scratch.
by saltcock October 20, 2004
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Redneck scrunch

When people ( girls in particular) attempt to
Curl their uncurly hair though the use of many gell products. However, this process is ineffective and does not make those with straight hair, curly. This is commonly seen among many redneck and lazy girls.
Girls with uncurly hair who put lots
Of gell products in their hair repeatedly to make
It "seem" curly. It will not turn out curly but only " Redneck scrunch"
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Brown dog scratching at my door

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"
by Shatrabel June 16, 2010
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Boston Chin Scratch

A few days after shaving your nuts, when the stubble has started growing back in, you drag them across the face of a consenting partner
Yeah I gave her a Boston Chin Scratch and she won't stop calling me!
by Loopview April 17, 2021
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Bluetooth butt scratch

When your butt itches, and you wanna scratch it. But then you fart and the fart scratches the itch
Dude my butt itches but I gotta fart

Just use the Bluetooth butt scratch
by Fooligins January 6, 2022
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scratch

to engage in a sexual act with, most commonly intercourse
yo ma when you lettin ya man scratch?
by hustlin22224 June 11, 2006
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Linux from scratch

Linux from scratch is a way of trolling new Linux users into wasting thier time with compiling useless compilers to compile other useless compilers to compile neofetch which doesn't even display a custom ascii logo because your useless distribution doesn't have one so all of that doesn't even lead to you getting any karma over on r/unixporn.
WHOHOO I finally managed to get into a tty and now I'm gonna go over and tell everyone i use Linux from scratch, wait i forgot to install X important system utility and have to start over NOOOO
by Zsh4 January 9, 2022
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