Schmitties

Big Melons. Big Jugs. Big Mamas.

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

by goatminam January 28, 2021

Schmittied

To be railed(raped) by a dumpling man with a strap on drilldo. The man being railed being the guy that played schmitty on New Girl. You can also get schmittied figuratively.

Friend: Omg did you watch American Horror Story Hotel yet?

Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.

Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing

by SwaggyBopBop March 9, 2021

Shomit

When one throws up and shits at the same time, either in their pants or on a toilet. (SH-it, v-OMIT)

Last week I drank so much at the club I accidentally shomited at the bar in front of everyone.

Go Team Shomit!

by A Devout Follower. April 1, 2021

Shomit

When you vomit and shit at the same time, either in your pants or on a toilet / public space. (SH-it, v-OMIT)

Last week at the club I drank so much I lost control of my bodily functions and had a Shomit all over the bar.

Go team Shomit!

by A Devout Follower. April 1, 2021

Schmitty

Black out drunk, no recollection.

Those shots got me Schmitty

by BoozeKid June 16, 2021

scotitties

A hot b!tch

Scotitties is a hot b!tch

by Milkeyes June 28, 2021

Schmity Gospel

The Word from the mouth of @furbys_and_nonsense 's cat, Schmity.

Have you been spreading the Schmity Gospel and worshiping our lord and savior?

by chocolate_toast July 14, 2021