sami

an amazing, loving, caring, pretty, beautiful, adorable, kind idiot of a human. i have no idea how i’d live without her.

I love every single thing about my bby sami, i love how she texts me, i love how she stays up with me, i love her adorable face, i love her beautiful eyes, i love her eyebrows, i love the way she talks, i love how she stays up every night with me, i love how she always tries to fight about her loving me more when i obviously love her more, and so on. i could write for days about how much i absolutely adore and admire my bby.

by anonymous March 9, 2021

Samy

Kid born on march with a sexy as fuck mullet and his gf is nhi

YEYAH SAMY ESHAY BAH

by Sam Ni San November 10, 2020

Samy Elbanna

Front Man of the Thrash Metal Band Lost Society, Finland's most tattooed and coolest person.

"Do you know Samy Elbanna?" "Oh, you mean the Finnish singer with the many Tattoos? Yeah, he's cool."

by bcmyyko September 30, 2022

Samy

Someone who fingers younger girls, tells them about astrology and then fingers them - basically if Galileo was a nonce

Yo did you see Patrick with that year 12 chick? He’s tryna pull a samy!

by Spicyguy745 August 31, 2023

Sami

A Sami is smart funny fun and wise. If you have a Sami in your life keep her in it because she is the best thing ever

I love Sami

by Brendan the Musturd October 30, 2019

Samy

his nickname is sam ni san
he has a mullet
and is nhi's bf

APPARENTLY he has other gfs and sidechicks but its whatever its whatever its whatever

YEYAH SAMY

by Sam Ni San November 10, 2020

Sami Surprise

When a femboy prolapses his asshole, and the loosening of the ass causes absurd amounts of cum and shit to shoot out of the aforementioned asshole at Mach 10 but in such a way it boomerangs back into the asshole with this process repeating until either death or the asshole goes back inside

The Sami Surprise has been the cause of many premature femboy deaths

by AsianLongMan April 3, 2025