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martin and sami 

The most lovely persons ever. they are great and they look like a person. sami likes girls, more spesifically mercy aka his waifu. And martin is a random person who likes hanzo, he is a male but hanzo is his husbando (no gay, just a little)

i love potatoes
Martin and sami is just great.
Related Words
sami Samir Samira Samies Samia Samiyah samich Samiya Samiha samikshya

Big wiener sami 

A guy who has a LOOOOOOOONG peen. His peen is 6,61346353153531534318686169431453153834881698614212555816859194154345272188515846193438318483138318379648834257251535315341969831342423153464937818683172524135481688318678643715231534836848648753453752721576496335415646943721828549674557896475214531353475868335488317 meters long.
Someone: Big wiener sami, you slapped my with that long dick!
Big wiener sami: Ohhh sorry.
Big wiener sami by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024

Sazci, Sami 

Sazci, Sami is someone who is immaculate in every aspect. Considered the epitome of the quintessential human, he is considered almost omnipotent on all worldly matters.
Sazci, Sami is to appear before The Council for his atrocities.

ah kong Ahmad & ah ma Mei Mei feat. Steven (with Confucius) [Mutu Sami REMIX] Food Palace Pte Ltd SG ver. 

ITS THE BEST AND CHEAPEST CAI PENG STALL AVAILABLE
ANY RACE IS WELCOME TO ah kong Ahmad & ah ma Mei Mei feat. Steven (with Confucius) Mutu Sami REMIX Food Palace Pte Ltd SG ver.

Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo 

These guys are the biggest stoners on planet earth and they PULL! (besides gustavo)
Gustavo has only pulled one bitch who is one of his colleagues which is almost 20 years old ( 4 years older) and he hit
Sami is on a 0-10 streak with women and his struggle is noted
Arjun is 0-0 argueably the best streak out of the 4
Lorenzo is hitting on the regular but the situation is difficult
Woman 1: Who are those 4?
Woman 2: Thats Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo
Woman 3: (Drops pants)
Short for Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst; the greatest rap song of all time
"That guy is bawling his eyes out, he must be listening to SAMIDOT."
SAMIDOT by crip killa 7615 April 27, 2021