Salmonella

a breed of cross-dressing salmon that now go by the name "ella". despite their proper upbringing as male salmon, they now prefer that you refer to them as Salmonella.

chuck: "check it out dude i caught a SALMONELLA!"
bob: "how the flying shit did you do that chuck?!"
chuck: "easy, fished in the sluttiest part of the reef. ;)"
bob: "niiiice, high five man!"

Lief Erickson: "Tharr she blows! Give me the net and let me catch some of this grade A salmonella. hinguh dinguh durrhen!"

by spankycookie November 17, 2010

Wet salmon slap

sexual act, where a man after he has cum wanks so his dick is wet and then slaps some chick in the face.

duude i wet salmon slaped mandy last night, ha what a ho

by o-nizzle April 16, 2010

Sallon Doors

A Over Sexed woman often liked and made over sexed by Cowboys

"Shes got huge Sallon Doors"
"YEEEEHHHAAA i know there great"
"......john wanye thats the sickest thing ever"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

salmon slit

The word for such a time as a female's gash smells of fish. Often found on thrush sufferers.

Dude, that chick last night. You're a ledge for hitching me up but you could've told me about the salmon slit.

by Aldo43 September 5, 2007

salonda

shes amazing! shes really funny!!! shes dope af my friend!!! haha many moree!!!!!(;
5-7-10

yo her personality is so Salonda's! ahah

by yomyfriend June 2, 2010

Salmon Cruncher

An Alaska Native

Did you see that Salmon Cruncher's smoke house?

by AK Irish Gurl January 17, 2013

inappropriate salmon

When a person has a lot of leg on display, one of their friends might feel the urge to repeatedly and rapidly thwack their outstretched hand between the inner thighs on show. (As if a salmon was flapping between them.)

Sophie gave me a massive inappropriate salmon yesterday at church. I totally should have worn tights.

by sherifffffffff December 14, 2010