Another safe website or program you have open, so that when you are looking at a dirty site or NSFW material you can quickly switch/exit to that window, making you look perfectly innocent. Casually whistle when a person looks at your screen for added effect. Best for people with quick reflexes.
by luckynumberseven January 30, 2008
by BlasterHawk October 18, 2017
The roofing crew will be on the project tomorrow regardless of the potential for ice overnight, safety third.
by COTrapper March 23, 2022
Tom and Benny had to go for camp. As they were leaving the house...
Tom: Are you ready to go?
Benny: Obviously.. I have Safety Marked a thousand times just now!
Tom: Ok, lets go!
Tom: Are you ready to go?
Benny: Obviously.. I have Safety Marked a thousand times just now!
Tom: Ok, lets go!
by SafetyMark November 25, 2009
The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.
"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."
by steezeMcbean August 14, 2011
by S.E.D. June 06, 2011
When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation
Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat
Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
by Captainsafetysquatter June 15, 2018