safety screen

Another safe website or program you have open, so that when you are looking at a dirty site or NSFW material you can quickly switch/exit to that window, making you look perfectly innocent. Casually whistle when a person looks at your screen for added effect. Best for people with quick reflexes.
I was looking at porn today, but luckily I tabbed to my safety screen when my boss walked by.
by luckynumberseven January 30, 2008
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safety square

A condom: a square packaged device that provides safety during sex
Guy: I want sex but I don't have condoms
Girl: don't worry I got some safety squares
by BlasterHawk October 18, 2017
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Safety Third

The old expression means; whatever it is you are doing, it first and secondly ain't safety.
The roofing crew will be on the project tomorrow regardless of the potential for ice overnight, safety third.
by COTrapper March 23, 2022
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Safety Mark

A word to describe that you have prepared yourself readily for the event ahead.
Tom and Benny had to go for camp. As they were leaving the house...

Tom: Are you ready to go?

Benny: Obviously.. I have Safety Marked a thousand times just now!

Tom: Ok, lets go!
by SafetyMark November 25, 2009
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Safety Paper

The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.
"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."
by steezeMcbean August 14, 2011
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Safety Goggles

When someone has on sunglasses for the sole purpose of looking at tits.
Guy 1: Nice shades.

Guy 2: These? They're just my safety goggles.
by S.E.D. June 06, 2011
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Safety Squat

When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation
Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat

Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
by Captainsafetysquatter June 15, 2018
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