swallowed an anaconda

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.

I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!

by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017

swallow battery

The act of consuming a battery in order to take one's life

Cj decided to commit swallow battery after being left by his girlfreind

by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018

High Swallowing

The act of being naked on a roof with friends.

Boy, high swallowing with Claire and Scarlett last night was great because roofs are fantastic, and so are boobs!

by Santiago Montillado December 24, 2011

Dry Swallow

When someone throats a dry substance with no liquid.

Damn!!!! The vanilla gorilla just dry swallowed that whole jar of Parmesan.

by El Magnate October 17, 2019

dutchman's swallow

A smoking trick which involves placing the lit end of a cigarette in your mouth and taking a drag without burning your mouth.

that bum outside the bar just did the dutchman's swallow for a toonie!

by dad that has too much too drin April 07, 2018

wilson swallow

A Wilson swallow is a guy named Phil who will slob the knob of a quarterback named Russell

Can’t believe your a Wilson swallow

by Boonshanka November 17, 2019

elephant swallow

When you swallow a guys jizz and then spit it back in the guys mouth.

The girl was so turned off by the taste of his semen that she elephant swallowed after blowing him.

by Nyccompany November 15, 2016