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racing stripe

n. When an individual does not properly wipe his/her ass and leaves a shit stain in the underwear. Can result from sitting down and/or scratching the crack area.
Damn, that nasty bitch had a racing stripe!!
by chork September 15, 2005
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Striped Sweater

A sweater with stripes. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind. The best time to wear one is all the time.
"What's that shirt called that Trevor Moore is always wearing, the black with the stripes?"
"That's a striped sweater. They became popular when Spongebob sang about them."
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vertical stripe

Air Force slang for the vagina. One vertical stripe outranks all horizontal stripes.
You may have four stripes, but she's got tits and the vertical stripe, so she outranks you.
by AngryAirman September 23, 2005
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shit stripe

When a cat or dog sits on the floor and skooches along, propelling itself with its front paws, thereby dragging their anus across the floor, a shit stripe is often left on the floor.

I think the reason they do this is because they have an itchy ass, sometimes caused by a hard turd that stops halfway out. It's this turd which draws the stripe of shit across the floor, sort of like a brown crayon being held by the dog or cat's rectum.

It's funny as hell to see unless it's your floor.
Will you stop feeding the dog all that cheese, it's making him constipated and I'm getting tired of cleaning up all the shit stripes he keeps leaving on the carpet!
by Webgrunt January 16, 2006
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darlington stripe

Term coined when a driver makes contact with the second turn wall at Darlington Raceway.
Ricky Rudd earned a darlington stripe last year.
by Num1hendrickfan June 27, 2004
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stripeycockomienaitis

A rare medical condition affecting the optic nerve which renders the patient incapable of seeing a zebra's penis.
Her dream of becoming the zoo's head veterinarian ended when she was diagnosed with stripeycockomienaitis.
by galactic_sportsequipment April 6, 2011
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