Bitch Storm

Bitch Storm= Someone very important to you is throwing up a bunch of random fucking shit from there anus for a prolonged period of time
"My Girlfriend went on a 7 hour bitch storm last night... like fuck my life"
by King0125 November 17, 2015
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thruster storm

When a chick is on top riding you and you’re thrusting so fast that the ripple in the buttcheeks doesn’t get to the top of the cheeks before the next thrust. This must continue for 30+ seconds to be considered a thruster storm.
Yea Berzerk gave that chick a thruster storm and she has been calling him every hour for 2 weeks.
by Berzerkk June 15, 2023
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storm shield

The only way to protect yourself from a thunder hammer.
As I tried to finish my girl with a thunder hammer, she put up a storm shield by covering herself with the sheets.
by Juggy1337 September 03, 2008
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Bro Storm

So much bro, the atmosphere can not handle it.
In today's forecast: sunny with a 30% chance of a Bro storm.
by Openslot November 10, 2011
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Storm Chaser

A person who seeks relationships that are in constant turmoil
Dont hook up with Amy, she's a total storm chaser.
by Nora A stilrag May 01, 2016
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shit storm

n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter
Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!
by D'emon November 07, 2002
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perfect storm

When three events, usually beyond one's control, converge and create a large inconvenience for an individual. Each event represents one of the storms that collided on the Andrea Gail in the book/movie titled the perfect storm.
I had planned to go out tonight with my friends but then the perfect storm hit and now I can't do anything, my boss wanted me to work late, my girlfriend told me "we needed to talk", and my car won't start.
by TRex August 21, 2004
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