When your wife insists you sleep on the couch after she finds out the details of your super injunction and stops believing that you and that cheap whore are "just friends".
Jon: I hear Ryan Giggs got served a sofa injunction.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.
by dontknockit September 27, 2011
Get the sofa injunctionmug. The laziness resembles a couch potato
by Junebuggie February 27, 2011
Get the sofa slothmug. He's SOFA!
by hather88 January 13, 2023
Get the SOFAmug. The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.
by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021
Get the Sofa Dickmug. A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"
"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:
Opal: *Sits on the sofa*
Earl: *Clears throat*
Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
Opal: *Sits on the sofa*
Earl: *Clears throat*
Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
Get the Captain Sofamug. A very comfy couch, knows all the right spots that need support, sometimes a little harder than should be but always a very appreciated and loved piece of furniture, arguably the favorite of the house 💗
by anonymous June 13, 2018
Get the Sofamug. by Viviutubedefos September 19, 2020
Get the Sofa yeet daymug.