smacked bottom

A spanking, i.e., to strike smartly with the hand, especially on the buttocks; a form of corporal punishment.

You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.

by Panthrvs September 14, 2014

Super Smacked Bros.

The act of playing the Nintendo game Super Smash Bros. Melee, after having smoked copious amounts of marijuana. A variation involving having smoked hashish is known as Super Hash Bros.

Stoner #1: Dude, that was some dank ass weed!
Stoner #2: Hell yeah it was, I'm so high right now!
Stoner #1: Sweet, lets go play some Super Smacked Bros.!

by Mdip December 30, 2007

Smaller Than Three

The worded version of the popular emoticon, <3, which is in turn the emoticon symbol for Heart or Love

I smaller than three you, and I want to kcuf you spelt backwards

by smallerthanthree March 15, 2011

Smacked Bottom

The first doctor’s best tool. He used it during the doctor who episode “Twice Upon a Time” on Bill Potts.

“If I hear any more language like that from you, young lady , you’re in for a jolly good Smacked Bottom”- The first doctor

by Wishpin April 23, 2018

Smalets

To grip an uncircumcised penis at its base and vigorously shake it after urination or ejaculation so as to expel left-over urine and/or ejaculate trapped under the foreskin.

1. After servicing her clients, Rosita always applied a brief smalets. She never charged extra for this service, and her clients appreciated the attention to detail.

2. Unlike the other boys, Jack's briefs were always free of yellow stains because he never forgot to smalets himself before stepping away from the urinal.

by Jdog1 July 24, 2009

cock smacked

When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) business "cock" of authority.

Joe tried to give the new hot temp a tour around the office, but his supervisor COCK SMACKED him by sending him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.

by Werewolf Mike May 27, 2008

smacked

Really ugly looking person. Someone who's normal face looks like its been smacked, making them highly unattractive.

James looked over to Betty's ogre resemblance face and thought to himself.. "Man she is smacked"
*walks away*

by ilikemandy July 3, 2014