Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.

Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at

by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020

john simons

The guy who makes the ladies panties fall when he walks by. A true ladies man if he had a hundred dicks all the bitches would fuck him.

That guy is a true john simons

by The ninja of the soap February 18, 2014

simmonds

the last name of a small peson with an enormous cock usually asociates with people who have giantism

im a simmonds coz im a smaal person with a huge cuck

by bigdickmaster69 February 21, 2018

Holly Simmonds

Holly Simmonds is another word for a devil, evil , bitch , cute or aggressive to others

if you meet a holly simmonds beaware they can be deadly !

minnie: O look its Holly Simmonds :O
Jess: o shit RUNN manicaac

by thegirlwhogetsbeatenup July 29, 2009

simmonized

One who has been slain by the evil dark lord (maths teacher) Mr Simmonds, one of his most notorious simmonizations was that of Mr Frimpong.

Frimpong got simmonized!!

by ADAMMAN September 26, 2006

simmonds

Pre-ejaculation penis fluid slightly rusty coloured

"Oh no ive simmonds my pants"

by Rupert88 March 17, 2008

Simeonsdarling

Simeon lover 2.0 !!!

A very hot tiktoker who posts Obey Me and Bandori content !!!!

They make soo cool edits you must check them out !!!

Human 1: Omg!! Do you follow Simeonsdarling on tiktok?!?

Human 2: Yes I do!!! He's so cool !!!!!

Human 1: K let's make out

by MelonLol May 5, 2021