Shmocka, also known by shmock, is a very rare creature only found at Wesleyan. You may see him fighting in math class with Drew Shaffer or telling you to “kill yourself”. This is very normal of him to do, and he enjoys to be left alone.
Shmocka, chill out!
Yo, Shmock, what’s the key to getting so many girls!
Bro, I can’t wait for Shmocktober!
Yo, Shmock, what’s the key to getting so many girls!
Bro, I can’t wait for Shmocktober!
by schwin_ November 26, 2018
Get the shmocka mug.A man , usually middle aged or a boomer, who sports an unusually large , thick uncircumcised dick. It’s size and floppyskin is shocking to the uninitiated, elicits gasps in locker rooms and lady partners have been know to faint on presentation Rarely seen in younger age group like millennials because of low T and their fear of changing in public makes people wonder if they have a dick.
Damn that dude in the locker room had a 9 inch tool w so much skin dangling from the top it was like his dick had a dick. He is shockdongladier
by Davedale August 25, 2019
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a blend of the words shocked and baffled used in instances where one or the other simply wont satisfy the magnitude of the reaction.
At first, I was shocked but the more I thought of it, I became baffled as well. This information flat out shockled me.
by GrandmasterSchrute March 11, 2021
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by Hive Bedrock May 8, 2022
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1 ouch! You hit me in the tit with a ping-pong ball I'm if fucking nipple shock!
2 woah... That pair of jugs was amaizing, I'm in nipple shock bro.
2 woah... That pair of jugs was amaizing, I'm in nipple shock bro.
by General Maxim September 25, 2008
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Tim: How did that guy kill you??
Evan: I pressed B to crouch.
Tim: Controller shock's a bitch, ain't it?
Evan: I pressed B to crouch.
Tim: Controller shock's a bitch, ain't it?
by jessmakesyoulaugh August 2, 2010
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by Cranky Neighbor August 5, 2010
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