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SCP

The acronym for the words "Secure Contain Protect" or "Special Containment Procedures".
If you put it in front of a group of numbers e.g. SCP-027 or SCP-999 and you search online (e.g. Google or Youtube) , you either get a sci-fi abomination about some fucked up shit that was written by some mentally insane individual or some wholesome orange slime that cures depression and is a chocoholic.
'SCP-001 "When Day Breaks" is happening, please stay indoors at all times.'

Every sane being, anomaly and universe that wants to fucking live:

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by Chippythefurry0w0 May 7, 2022
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SCP

An entity that is contained by the famous organization the SCP Foundation. This entity can range from a forever regeneration banana bowl to satan themself.
SCP-682 had breached containment. All evacuation shelters are to be filled with all non-combatant personnel on site.
by Dr. Buck May 27, 2022
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by Dr. Rudeth ''Fact'' November 7, 2020
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Scp-3012

He comes and prolapses on you and sucks your body the scp is called owen
Scp-3012 has prolapsed on my mouth
by Noggabou August 2, 2021
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SCP-096

a 7foot tall black girl who wants to be white very bad, most commonly have a cone head and do a “side eye” downwards
person 1: did you see SCP-096

in the dark last night

person 2: no
by mustachioed June 28, 2023
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SCP-1471-A

people are literally making artwork that you can jack off to all based on this one SCP character
Someone out there in the world: *drools and hornily stares at alarming artwork of SCP-1471-A*
1471-A: You disgust me. Don't install my app.
by 7568ino November 19, 2023
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SCP-3008

Infinet Ikea with hostile workers that will attack during the night
Oh Shit is that "SCP-3008"
by Mind/Brand_- July 6, 2022
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