ankel spanker

the cock,penis,one eyed willie

put your ankel spanker away

by getch1er March 30, 2007

Stankeriffic

When the pussy smells so bad, its good.

Clemantine, my cows gash is so deplorable its stankeriffic!

by Slimer the Bunny August 16, 2006

chicken spanker

n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.

"Look at that chicken spanker over there protesting the war"

by dizzave September 18, 2006

Stanker Pooch

A sad and dreary older woman that won't leave your cock alone.

"Get off my hawg you ol' Stanker Pooch!"

and " You still pumpin' that ol' Stanker Pooch for beer money?"

by Ottaway iAN January 20, 2009

Spanker Wanker

someone who spanks thier dick to try and ejaculate

hey look at spanker wanker slapping his dick ha ha ha.

by juddah March 30, 2009

Skankerchief

A tissue used by more than one person

Why on earth would I use that skankerchief, it's soaked with the snot of like ten guys.

by that guy who was really bored March 13, 2010

ball spanker

Someone who does or says something that others don't like or appreciate. They don't care because they are selfish and self centered.

person 1: Look at that guy over there making fun of that mentally challenged person. person 2: Wow he thinks he's funny. What a ball spanker.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020