chip route

On the surface a Chip Route, is a business or someone that delivers chip snacks to grocery stores or convenience shops. In the grocery business it is often used as a threat to underperforming employees in a derogatory way. It is in some circles thought to be a step down from a job that you already have . It is often used when someone is fired in a grocery store.

Hey man I heard the boss called you on the carpet about how bad you were at stocking the shelves. Joe in Frozen Food said he overheard him saying “ I’ll have you on a Chip Route unless you straighten up and do better” and “they’ll call you Chipper”

by King Yamayama November 30, 2024

weird route

The thing you do when that fucking bird that you hate is on screen for too long in a video game where you dealt a ruinous blow of ice towards this bird

person 1: Like, uh, hey, maybe things took a weird route right now.
person 2: Say that again?

by nikomega August 14, 2025

Nikki Route

Any Route, particularly while playing Peak, that is asinine and needlessly complex.

"I thought this led somewhere, but I think I took us on a Nikki Route. My bad y'all."

by PastelScoops January 6, 2026

Bottom Route

Adj- It's a person who takes a hard but reliable path instead of the easy route that is very easy. Who even cares about the top route? It's what normal people do.

Adam Burger is taking Bottom Route.

by defaultcc January 14, 2026

The Bread Route

Unknowingly going down on a woman with a yeast infection.

We had a great time on our first date, but I didn't know I'd be running the bread route after the movie....

by poppapico69 July 19, 2010

5 Hour Route

A tiny route a lazy ass mailman who has been at post office for 25 years stretches out to an 8 hour job.

That's only a 5 Hour Route so why do you need overtime.

by BigThingMailman June 10, 2016

run my route

A phrase you use when you are correct and someone proceeds to tell you otherwise. To make someone see you are correct

You don't believe me? Run my route!

by Pimpcessdee May 11, 2017