1. When an organism willingly and proudly lowers itself below its normal sanitary conditions for its own pleasure.
by archbishopsixth June 28, 2012

So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college
by makerofdefintionsmydude August 2, 2019

A noun meaning a wonder beyond wonders; something surprisingly unbelievable; a wonder in high definition
It's no root wonder that I remember that snowy night alone with you in your room because it was AMAZING!
by Winter of '85 June 4, 2018

by ralf May 16, 2004

by Unibomber June 11, 2004

Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.
"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."
"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016

Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.
by saltyrootscrew November 9, 2011
