Shit Root

An Australian slang term for someone who is bad at sex.

So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college

by makerofdefintionsmydude August 02, 2019

root tugger

a jackoff or the act of jacking off

any man claims he does not tug the root is full of !@#$%*.

by ralf May 16, 2004

Root wonder

A noun meaning a wonder beyond wonders; something surprisingly unbelievable; a wonder in high definition

It's no root wonder that I remember that snowy night alone with you in your room because it was AMAZING!

by Winter of '85 May 11, 2018

Rooting in the trough

1. When an organism willingly and proudly lowers itself below its normal sanitary conditions for its own pleasure.

1. Don't get in my car you disgusting fiend; you've been rooting in the trough all day!

by archbishopsixth June 28, 2012

Root canal

A way to fix a cracked tooth
A type of treatment/tooth surgery

I think my teeth cracked gonna have to go to the dentist and get a root canal

by Slowpro June 21, 2021

root-honk

(verb) a furious combination of jerking and sucking a jizzrod. Typically performed by prostitutes or those with much experience in the penile arts.

I picked up this dirty whore over on the bridge, took her around the way, and then let her root-honk until her gums got sore. Finally she showed me her shaved snatch, and there it went!

by the big dog July 13, 2006

deep root

When a person sticks their tongue so far in your mouth you can feel it in your throat

The girl I got with deep rooted me.

by Defintion God42 December 31, 2016