riding the brown bunny

Eating copious, high-inducing amounts of Easter chocolate, particularly in rabbit form.

Yeah, I'm still riding the brown bunny from Easter yesterday.

by jesalewi May 21, 2011

Riding dirty

Riding dirty means getting caught by the police with contraband, or in urban slang, gettin caught by da po po, wid some of dat dro dro.

When the sirens went off, all i could do was floor it cuz I was riding dirty like a muafuca.

by Nokari D. January 29, 2006

Riding the unicorn

The act of riding a psychedelic unicorn through space and time.

"Wolfy looks so far out today, what was wrong with him?"
"Dude he's riding the unicorn so hard right now."

by Chaogina September 6, 2011

Dick Riding

What everyone was doing during the '08 election.

Thugnificient: ♪Dick riding for tomorrow♪
♪Dick riding for today♪
♪Dick riding for the straight♪
♪Dick riding for the gay♪
♪Dick riding for America♪
♪Dick riding for Iraq♪
♪It's okay to ride that dick just as long as its Barack's♪

by Grandad Freeman April 20, 2010

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

riding the clock

To intentionally be counterproductive or waste time on work.

I'm scheduled for a 15 minute break, but I will ride the clock 10 more minutes.

by sword- August 7, 2004

raising the bridge

to flick someone off, to say "F.U." or "Up yours!", etc.
Considered getting back at some "clown". Something to do at George W.M.D Bush, Verizon, Brittney Spears, or people who you think are assholes.

person #1: hey look, it's the guy from Verizon!

person #2: ATNT raises the bar for its costumers, but I'm raising the bridge at Verizon, cuz THEY SUCK!

by pimpmaster25 March 27, 2008