salty~roots

Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.

"She's not right for you dude... she just doesn't have salty~roots."

by saltyrootscrew November 9, 2011

Root Swinger

Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.

"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."

"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"

by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016

root tugger

a jackoff or the act of jacking off

any man claims he does not tug the root is full of !@#$%*.

by ralf May 16, 2004

Shit Root

An Australian slang term for someone who is bad at sex.

So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college

by makerofdefintionsmydude August 2, 2019

Talking to the root

Another way of saying blowjob.

Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".

by Unibomber June 11, 2004

Nappy Roots

An underrated alternative rap group from Kentucky, formerly consisting of R Prophet, Big V, Skinny Deville, Ron Clutch, Fish Scales, and B Stille. R Prophet and Big V have left the group, leaving 4 members left.

Makes very good music that makes people believe in hip hop again, unlike those fake mainstream rappers. Their lyrics contain minimal cussing yet their flow is really good. They were a best selling group in 2002, but many people are starting to forget them.

Bottom line: Listen to Nappy Roots more.

John: I don't like how many rappers nowadays are fake and always talk about weed and hoes.

Susan: Listen to Nappy Roots! There a really good rap group

Good Nappy Roots songs: How I Do, Awnaw, Good Day, Po' Folks, The People

by realacy November 23, 2014

Root Cellar

Slang for one's anus, the ass hole, the bung hole, the corn hole.

Carl out it to me last night in the root cellar. I can barely walk.

I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017