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Hump Riding

To be transported from one place to another while being seated comfortably on the well-apportioned derriere of an elderly woman.
Mertrude, I gotta go to the store, time for some hump riding.
by indierockranger April 28, 2010
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L ride

" yo lets go on an L ride"
by Kelly Shields April 3, 2003
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moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.
Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."
by G-Diddy June 23, 2003
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Riding redneck

When two or more people inexplicably crowd into the same side in a restaurant booth leaving the other side completely open. It looks like they are riding in the cab of pick-up truck. Usually seen at a Denny's restaurant.
I was sitting at Denny's last night and lo and behold a family of three people came in and all sat on the same side of a booth. Definitely riding redneck.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2017
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Pussy-riding

It means when a female sucks up to another female for what ever reasons or when a male is sucking up to a female.
Jane: OMG Kate your outfit is so cute I love the designs and everything it goes well with your eyes and hair
Kate: Jane.........stfu stop pussy-riding jeez
Jane: How am I pussy riding????
Kate: ur sucking up to me because you know I get my true best friend awesome gifts like Puma shoes or Fenty Beauty or even concert tickets
Jane:..........oh okay
Kate: oh okay my ass gtfo out my face pussy-riding ass
by shady_bissshhh16 October 5, 2017
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snide ride

scottish saying for someone who is completely shit in bed
yeah he was a snide ride, he couldn't even get it up.
by fugly chick August 24, 2010
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rump riding

the action of having anal sex
That chick is in for one hell of a rump riding tonight.
by mingus6912, jester January 3, 2009
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