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prosecco walk

A walk outside, e.g. around the block, with a glass of prosecco as a brief escape from the endless whirl of news about catastrophic events (e.g. a brutal military invasion of a sovereign, democratic nation).
Ugh, I've been staring at news from Ukraine all day, it's so sad and infuriating. Let's get some fresh air and go on a prosecco walk.

We've been staring at our phones for 4 hours now. Instead of increasing our anxiety levels even more, let's discuss how we can call on our government to actually help with the situation on a prosecco walk.
by Phreddd February 26, 2022
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cunt prowler

Someone who is addicted to cunts, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.

2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.

3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
1. "I can't believe I had sex with that cunt prowler...he has every STD known to man and a few known only to dogs. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and he happened to be right there. I hate being a cock prowler."

2. "Honey,it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
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Prosecuted/prostituted?

A rare instance where a slip of the tongue can get you in deep shit
Your honour, can I assume to be correct in presuming that the matter arisen has been prosecuted/prostituted?
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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Powser

Raucous fart that leaves a brown stain in the underpants
The snarling powser from the previous evening left a shit stain in his pants such that his one night stand shrank back from in anguish when she spotted them on her bedroom floor
by qwertyu3 February 23, 2011
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Prosecutors Office

Similar to a district attorney, who who is in charge of investigating a crime and then tries to secure a conviction in court. Latest trend is for the P.O.'s office to bust cops since they could never make it as one!
Man the county prosecutors office can't get a conviction from someone who confessed to the crime, so they sent the case back down to the municipal court for them to worry about. John the cop with the most awards is under the gun again for doing his job. I wish the prosecutors office would just leave him alone.
by Cum Junkie Walter November 15, 2005
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prowler

of or relating to the act of initiating a 5 pulse defense
c'mon lets get a prowler going!
by ipfreely February 23, 2003
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prowler

the act of aliasing to piss ppl off
im gonna go prowler at zooz
by Anonymous February 23, 2003
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