Protitious

A Nutritious meal that's high in protein.

Examples of Protitious meals are:

A Chicken salad, a protein pudding, Subway and many others.

(Copyrighted by and Intellectual Property of J-riza.)

by J-riza December 6, 2011

Proximity advantage

The advantage one has in being nearby.

Jane was the girlfriend of both Sam and Mark at different times. In both relationships she ended it. In Jane's eyes, the two are in equal standing. Now that Jane's newest relationship has broken up, she wants to reconnect with one of her two former exes. Mark lives two counties away while Sam lives in the same apartment complex as Jane. Jane restarts relationship with Sam because Sam has the proximity advantage.

Tom is an employer who is in search of an employee to start ASAP. There are two candidates for the position: John who is the better option but is on the other side of the world, and Jesse, who is slightly less qualified but will start immediately. Tom hires Jesse because Jesse has the proximity advantage.

by FullDevolution January 13, 2014

Protomartyr

The first martyr for a cause.

Also St. Stephen, the first Christian martyr

I feel like such a protomartyr since I'm so cooler than all my friends and I'm the first one to get cancer.

by Retrovertigo666 September 6, 2016

proximute

a fucking frenchie that cant do shit

Hey faguette (Proximute)
-hi
You shoud KYS today!
-alr
Yay!
-kbye

by proximute May 2, 2017

profimagyarcs

What is dead may never die!

-Did you see the profimagyarcs scene?

-Are there any?

by kuLi January 29, 2018

Protistitute

A being, regardless of gender, who remains stationary in one designated position, mostly corner of the room, for a long period of time. Can be hired for anyone between $10-$50.

Yo look at that guy just standing there like a protistitute xD

by Big Hob Joe May 5, 2018

protien pies

When someone eats cum out of someone else’s ass hole

Josh loves protien pies

by Wysg October 25, 2018