Protein squirts

The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.

Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.

Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts

by Beta hater June 22, 2018

Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!

"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"

by chirx November 25, 2021

Protein Donut

Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.

Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.

Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.

“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”

by 8c’s September 27, 2021

Dirty protein shaker

While having anal sex, you pull out before you cum and proceed to spunk on her tits as she jerks you off .

"Dude, she let me pull a dirty protein shaker last night. I think it's love "

by Mr Gumby December 16, 2015

Protein Pod

A gymbro’s favorite type of small meal after a session on the gym!

Hey bro! Pass me a Protein pod!

by Incognitolover July 21, 2022

Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)

when a woman gives a man a blowjob and he ejaculates into her mouth, she spits the semen all over his face then immediately punches him as hard as she can right in the eye.

"dude what happened to your eye?"
"...my girlfriend Protein Payback punched me last night aka (PPP) for donkey punching her last weekend"

Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)

by Billiejo.r93 November 5, 2012

Protein Salad

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and just as you come you pull out and finish on her face, toss a handful of salad on her, and shout “ORDER UP!”

I gave that bitch a protein salad for dinner!

by KitVixen April 8, 2019