Prosti-tard

#1:An individual, who though not actually mentally handicapped, acts out in a manner usually reserved for sextrade workers and the mentally ill. This often occurs after the use of drugs or alcohol, in individuals who otherwise display good judgement or class.
#2: An actual sextrade worker who is incompetent or forgets to bill correctly. (this is does not include pro-bono work).

#1: No "guy" she doesn't usually flag down passing truckers for rides, she just acts like a prosti-tard when she's been drinking.

#2: She's not in love "dude" the prosti-tard just forgot to ask you for money.

by Sgt Wonder February 20, 2011

Prostillusion

When a girl puts up the "I"m super experienced" front, but has no idea what she's doing in the bedroom.

After I left the stripper's apartment, the terrible lay I concluded was the work of a well-played prostillusion

by The Horny Javelina September 28, 2011

prossibly

It means either probably possible or possibly probable. Actually prossibly both.

Singer: Does that make me CRAAAAZAAAYYY!?!?!?!???
Me: Prossibly...

by Ema_la_chica1995 December 27, 2011

priskie

To spill some of your food as you move it from the serving dishes to your plate.

Don't priskie the peas!
She prisked the sauce, dammit, she priskies every time she eats here!

by Silverbackmom March 27, 2015

prospiracy

(ADJ) pro-spear- acy : the sneaking suspicion that someone is trying to help you.

Found ten dollars in my pocket today, I think there is kind of prospiracy going on here.

by Mastermind1977 April 26, 2016

Proskills

Uber-1337 skills on any game

FPSpwner- OMG I just gt k1lled!!!111
L0LLeet-I OWN you with my proskills!!!111!!! LOLOLOLOL

by Sergio Vachenkov January 27, 2008

Prostication

Verb

Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.

Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?

by CatBlender August 25, 2009