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Procrasturbating

When you have important things to do, but instead you masturbate.
I told you three hours ago you are in your room with the door locked and it's not done. Are you procrasturbating?
by captain spicyweiner August 19, 2017
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Procrasturbating

The act of masturbating in place of doing any kind of labor (Homework, chores, etc.)
"I was really bored and didn't wanna do my homework, so I decided to do some procrasturbating."
by Crispy M. June 22, 2017
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Procrasturbate

When you put off a task or chore in order to masturbate.
I really didn't want to do my math homework, so I decided to procrasturbate.
by CrayCrayJ January 12, 2023
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Procrasturbating

Pleasuring one’s self as a means of putting off work or other obligations
Dude I have a research paper due tomorrow but I spent the entire afternoon procrasturbating.
by MoonToast September 20, 2021
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procrasturbate

Putting off a task in order to masturbate
I don't want to do my math homework, so I am going to procrasturbate.
by CrayCrayJ March 21, 2023
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Procrasturbation

Maximising the enjoyment of putting things off, hopefully forever.
Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”
by Flapulicious September 1, 2021
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procrasturbation

When you have stuff to be doing, but you masturbate instead of doing that
I had so much work to do, but instead, I had a session of procrasturbation
by Jstuie13 May 19, 2016
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