Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating while masturbating

"Oh man, I had no idea what is should do so I ended up procrasturbating."

by TheRealCptnWonton June 3, 2018

Procrasturbation

Maximising the enjoyment of putting things off, hopefully forever.

Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”

by Flapulicious September 1, 2021

Procrasturbate

When you procrasturbate about masturbating. Sometimes you just spend too much damn time preparing to masturbate but never actually, or far eventually actually masturbate

I came here to masturbate but all I did was Procrasturbate

by Jedidiah Breeze March 6, 2021

procrasturbation

the art of masturbation when you need to be doing something important

ex. when a teenage boy has a paper due in five days he uses procrasturbation until the last day.

by ghhdfb November 19, 2011

Procrasturbate

Verb. (Procrasturbation- n.)
To procrastinate by means of masturbation

"Hi, honey! how was your day?"
Well, I walked in on Chris trying to procrasturbate on his homework..."

by carols213 May 11, 2016

procrasturbate

When one puts off duties such as homework, chores etc...for the sole purpose to masturbate excessively usually until one shoots blanks.

Richie realized his 10 page paper was due today and decided to procrasturbate until falling asleep not getting any work done. Now he has a limp penis.

by Youngjeromeson January 17, 2014

procrasturbate

the act of rubbing one out for a long period of time, usually due to little or no ambition

Day off tomorrow, just gonna sleep in then procrasturbate the rest of the afternoon.

by KtownBrian November 8, 2021