Procrastinating, but masturbating while doing so.
"Did you do your homework?"
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."
by Hackermeyer April 4, 2009

pro·cras·tur·ba·tion
proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.
proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.
by Griffon727 September 14, 2012

by Dr. Lipschitz September 8, 2017

To procrastinate in an extremely intense form. Put off all work for the month,can be used as an exaggeration or actually truthfully.
by Mr. Procrastination February 23, 2011

I really should have caught up on my backlog of work emails but spent too much of the day procrasturbating.
by deputydazza May 28, 2020

"Hi, honey! how was your day?"
Well, I walked in on Chris trying to procrasturbate on his homework..."
Well, I walked in on Chris trying to procrasturbate on his homework..."
by carols213 May 11, 2016

To procrasturbate is to procrastinate an important task by masturbating.
The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
My wife gave me huge to-do list then left the house for a couple hours. Time to Procrasturbate.
I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
by Kevin Baconator Jr August 31, 2013
