Procrastination

Procrastination is just like masturbation because you only fuck yourself.
Procrastination is a bad habit to get into because it leads people to think you don't care, that you don't have it together and you are often left in the dust compared to your contemperaries. You shouldn't procrastinate, especially when it comes to thanking somebody for something or telling someone you love them or visiting an elderly relative. "He who hesitates is lost."unknown "God helps those who help themselves." unknown, but an old one.
Procrastination has made me lazy. Now I'm fat.
I can procrastinate up to three times a day.
If I did not procrastinate so much, I'd have a job by now.
Procrastinating makes you look really lame.
I always get mad at myself for procrastinating.
Procrastinators are doomed. When you lag, you lose.
by MadamexXx February 20, 2009
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Procrastination

Meaning your suffering from it right now, Get to your fucking homework!!
Procrastination is a great excuse for missing homework.
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Procrastination

sitting on the couch all day watching movies and thinking about sushi while you have a speaker portfolio due and a final to study for
Rachel does the procrastination all day long during finals week.
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Procrastination

Similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize you just fucked yourself.
"Procrastination feels sooooo good, too bad I'm going to fail finals now."
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ProcrastiNation

Location Status Update for the place where you are when should be doing something else.
Foursquare check-in format: @ ProcrastiNation ! Surfing the Internet when I should be doing my taxes.
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Procrastination

A long word for “not now.”
Procrastination is recommended if you are looking for a God (or great) instead of a good idea.
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Procrastination

Ehh... I'll tell you the definition later...
Hmm... "Procrastination-" Nah, never mind, I'll give you an example later...
by puh-sood-oh-nim January 25, 2011
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