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Hot Porta Potty 

Taking a shit in someone’s microwave and setting it on hi for ten minutes.
The party was fun until Greg left a hot porta potty and it cleared out the house.
Hot Porta Potty by TheLt January 13, 2018

Boom Potty 

When you are fine and then all of a sudden...BOOM. You have to go potty.
I was at the gym when I got hit with a Boom Potty
Boom Potty by Hellen Updike May 7, 2011

Porta Potty Thot

The level of thottiness that a hoe reaches when she commits an unholy act in an unconventional place just because the person has any type of clout.
Guy #1: Hey you heard Emily sucked off Brad in a porta potty?
Guy #2: Yeah she’s a big porta potty thot!
Porta Potty Thot by Bay Babe January 23, 2020

Pity potty 

Sitting on a pity potty is a more solitary exercise than going to a pity party, but both describe feeling sorry for one-self.
While sitting on the pity pot, the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fortunate--those richer, smarter, funnier, sexier, and better looking. And in far less trouble!
"Oh, woe be me!" is a common thought, as is "Oh shit, oh damn!"
Any recovering addict spends a lot of time first sitting on the pity pot and will strongly resemble a baby or toddler at early toilet-training. When addicts finally start to work their twelve step program, they gradually learn how to accept responsibility for their own body functions and actions, do the right thing, and become productive members of society. At this point, the initial work is done, and the addict is able to get off the pot. Who flushes it, is irrelevant. At least the addict has stopped all that whining.
Pity pottier: "I'm such a lump of shit. Nobody likes me. Nobody loves me."

Other: "I love you. I like you."

Pity pottier: "You don't count. You must obviously be a loser too."

Other (groans): "Oh, come on! Will ya get off that pity potty already?"
Pity potty by astridstone April 19, 2008
Word of the Day on August 28, 2022

port-a-potty mouth 

Someone with exceptionally vulgar language. Swears are said at inappropriate times, out of context, and in front of children, authority figures, and clergymen.
Dan: Maria is throwing around f-bombs in front of her boss! What a port-a-potty mouth!

Connie: I was walking the fucking dog and then the piece of shit starting humping a fucking geezer! Can you fucking believe that shit?!

Maddie: Wow, mommy, you have a port-a-potty mouth.
port-a-potty mouth by Mallorina August 21, 2011