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Potato

An object of poor quality. Usually a video camera or a microphone.
"This youtube video quality sucks. Was it filmed with a potato?"

"The voice acting in this cartoon sucks. Did they record the voices with a potato?"
by Chdonga January 1, 2012
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sack of potatoes

When getting into your bed at night and realize your child has decided to hide in the form of a sack of potatoes.
Look honey there's something in the bed is it a sack of potatoes again or maybe it's Staci...
by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020
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Potato Salad

Tyler, The Creator recently came up with the song "Potato Salad" featuring A$AP ROCKY. The actual Potato Salad is something that is as close as possible to the concept of perfection, so everything could be Potato Salad, it just changes person by person. When someone asks if something is Potato Salad he means that the thing questioned to be Potato Salad is definitely something that this person likes a lot. It can be used for objects, people and to define really good weed. Note though that everything can be Potato Salad, but the philosophy stands for the fact that nothing will ever be Potato Salad.
1.Hey is that Potato Salad?

2.Hey what's good, you got that Potato Salad with you?
by Tyranitar August 26, 2018
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Sideways potato shit

A deposit of feces resembling a potato that has managed to wedge itself in a horizontally lengthened position between the butt cheeks of the person pooping it.
Dude, I just took a sideways potato shit!

OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.

shit potato sideways
by tru3s4int October 27, 2010
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Potato Back

When you eat fatty foods (including hot chips) it gives you a stabbing like feeling in your lower back.
"I had so many hot chips last night I got a wicked case of potato back"
by smallsparrow January 28, 2013
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potato fetish

The act of using mass amounts of potatos during sex.
Potato fetish-"Damn last night was lit this chick beat my dick with mashed potatoes ."
by TheLastCrusader June 17, 2017
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Potato Cat

A well-drawn cat that can be found almost anywhere. You can find these little critters at your local Aldi, school, movie theatre, etc.
Hey, there's a Potato Cat on the ceiling!
by The Infamous Potato Cat March 18, 2020
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