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pooter pie

Tyler: Whatcha doin tomorrow?
Chris: I'm gonna get ma dick wet with some pooter pie.
by Tyler Feddersen May 8, 2008
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Pooted

To shit. When you plan on farting but something goes wrong.
Mom: What's that smell?
Lil' James: I pooted.
Mom: Boy in your new pants?
Lil' James: *shrugs*
by Freeloading Will July 19, 2010
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pootang

Friend-No I can't fight him, "I'm on probation"
Me-You Pootang!
by FiLaBoY May 31, 2006
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Pootator

Noun - One who is so controlling that they go so far as to limit the time a person can spend in the bathroom
I was taking a load off with the Sunday funnies and the Pootator started yelling, "You've been in there too long"
by Duecey 2 December 16, 2008
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pooter askew

The Pooter Askew (scientific name- AssCheese Pooderferous) is a rare species of human being, only one is known to exist in the entire world and resides in a small town commonly refered to as Tiverton. The Pooter has an attraction to all things ugly, including fat bitches, ugly bitches, ugly fat bitches or just bitches. It is believed that this attraction has stemmed from an evolutionary need to get whatever he can get and ride that ass like it's the commonly known species D-Shab. The call of the Pooter is a mix of low end and mid ranged tones played using a thumb and pointer finger on almost any stringed instrument, placed over unnecesary time signatures such as 68/42 (By use of time warp). Finally, the trait most identified with the Pooter Askew is his over all sissyness, infact it has become a way to identify someone who is too afraid to do something simple however naughty in nature.
Person 1: "Dude what's your problem you're acting like a Pooter Askew"
by Malicous Melvin July 6, 2008
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poot noodle

when you mean to fart, but you shit.
dag yo wats that stank smells like poot noodle
by pootnoodle August 10, 2009
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Lil Poot

Poot as in an effeminite fart. and lil as in small. put together its an insult originated by the insane clown posse in their movie Big Money Hustlas and is the Monoxide Child's nickname
Yo he saw Big Stank and said "naw f*** that he aint right. ima give my homie lil poot everythang"
by Manson boy September 7, 2005
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