Portland Noodles

The act of ejaculating into a lover's armpit hair and letting it dry and get crusty. Then munching on it like dry ramen.

First usage 2018, Paul, Mayo, and Aaron

Did you seriously have Portland Noodles today?

by CASTLE6969Liberator November 2, 2018

portland studies

Portland studies is when you try and have a basic conversation, but everything has to be filtered because everything is offensive.

"I'm sorry, did you just say your day was crazy? No. Crazy isn't something you should being saying. Ever. This is basic Portland Studies"
"What do you mean by native plant? We say indigenous lettuce. Native plants have very offensive connotations. Read dude. Portland studies."
"To say New Yorkers are fast talkers is slightly xenophobic, be careful with that. Oh, you're from California? Fuck California. We hate all Californians in Portland. Chapter one, Portland studies."

by mgg November 25, 2018

Portland Pushrod

Cracking an egg into someone's ass and scrambling it with your penis.

Tim and I forgot a bowl to scramble eggs when we went camping, so we used the Portland Pushrod to scramble them.

by spidr pig May 24, 2020

portland pub

A lesbian bar, especially one with a large selection of beers.

We’ll be heading to a portland pub to celebrate her coming out.

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

portland handshake

Pepper spraying someone.

If you come at me I'm going to give you a Portland handshake.

by That guy CP February 3, 2021

Portland west middle school

A bitch ass school with a stupid ass principal and dumb fucking kids

Omg Jenny ur such a pwms
(Portland west middle school)

by Alphabet alphabetical September 1, 2021

Portland Tennessee

A small town where it's normal to be driven to school in a tractor. 3/4 of the population is made up of mullet wearing hillbillies, who wear cowboy boots.

Person one: do you see that kid with a mullet? He got driven to school in a tractor.
Person two: yeah? that's because he's from Portland Tennessee.

by ihatecountrypeople September 7, 2021