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Cole Porter 

Cole Porter was a musical sensation from the early 1920's to the late 1940's. At the time, he was one of the most famous pianoist/singers in America! Be sung several hits like his most favorite, Kiss Me Kate. Some of his other songs include Fifty Million Frenchmen, DuBarry Was A Lady, Can-Can, and my personal favorite, Anything Goes, which was made quite popular thanks to the Fallout series.
Cole Porter was an amazing musician! He was so talented, even after his horse riding accident!
Cole Porter by TeenGamer May 11, 2016

kalan porter 

A hobbit-like being with the face of an elderly woman who parades around with a Special Olympics-like musical career. A god amongst tasteless pubescent little girls who probably still think Mariah Carey is cool. See also: hack hobbit muano oddiot
Kalan Porter RULES! Let's go play with My Little Pony and put on mommy's makeup!
kalan porter by yoshimi April 7, 2005

joe porter 

gay boi that no one likes
joe porter by bobo6429 October 6, 2020

rogue porter 

One who talks shit for hours on end.
rogue porter by PPPAAAPPP October 6, 2003

miss porter's

Catholic all girls school found near 50 cent's house in the middle of nowhere (Conneticut). So called prestigious, but then again, how can things near 50 cent be prestigious? Well anyways, to sum it up, a school full of premadonna drunk schoolgirls.
Haha, she goes to Miss Porter's.
miss porter's by Mr Porter October 15, 2006

austin porter 

the nigga from prettymuch who doesn’t shower. simon only let him in the band cause he wanted another long haired crackhead, like harry styles. he's a highkey alcoholic and he’s 'famous'. he watches hentai and he cheated on his shorty. brandon doesn’t give him any lines.
Girl1: Bro we're studying the lifestyle or drug addicts! who should we use as an example?

Girl2: Austin Porter
austin porter by tiffanigger October 29, 2018