poptart

boner
codename for when a man gets a boner. said when a person wants say something about boners to a person or group of people but dont want another person or group to know what he/she is talking about.

man- "i hope i dont get a poptart at work"
woman (confused)- "they are giving away free poptarts at work?"

by canadianrocker January 13, 2009

poptart

A cheap or easy girl. A prostitute between the ages of 11 and 14.

A girl between 11 and 14 that dresses provocatively.

Wow! That poptart's wearing the same thong as you, honey.

by sillygirl69 November 26, 2006

Poptart Theorem

The poptart theorem states that by changing one character in a word (of the English language), it can dramatically alter the word, or even cause the opposite.

"Oh, so that Valeria girl...pretty extrordinary, right?"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"

by somegirlwhodiscoveredthept March 27, 2013

poptarts are not kleenex

A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"

Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.

by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino April 13, 2016

poptart

a smutty girl that gets jizzed all over their faces.

Poptart has strawberry cream all over her face.

by Jessicasss December 12, 2008

poptart

the act of farting in your hand and shoving it in someone's face

Dude, last night cody fell asleep on the couch and i hit him with a poptart, he just about gagged.

by hendogmx October 19, 2009

potard

poser/retard

Your such a potard!

by allie September 5, 2003