dine out at the poontang cafe

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.

As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.

by nurseblade September 26, 2006

Poonis

person whose body shape and texture resembles that of the penis

nice mushroom cut, you fuckin' poonis

by kingsexy December 14, 2002

Poonis

A poonis is a penis which pees out poo.

Guy 1: Did you see that shit that came out of that poonis?
Guy 2: Ya that was craaaaaaazy!

by The poonis June 8, 2010

Poonater

A description of ones roomates, usually in reference to gangly musicians and/or Star Wars retards.

"Man, have you met my poonaters? All they listen to is Star Wars techno."

by Twileklovin' December 29, 2009

Pooning

A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.

"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"

by Codosex April 21, 2010

Poontang

The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander.

Get that penis out of my poontang

by anonymousmothafudgerrr August 6, 2009

Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017