Poon

Someone with severe mental brain damage, typically caused by inhaling the sharpie fumes too much at a young age.

"You have no poon!!!!!"

"wtf does that word mean retard"

by Feetsteps August 1, 2024

poon

It is an acronym that stands for penis oral orthodox nymphomaniac. It is used to describe someone that likes all of these actions at the same time. And he is probably gay and is called Uriel or Jacob or something.

You like anal as a man? you’re a poon.

by whatsup2442 January 24, 2024

poon

wanked out term for vagina

u get any poon last night bro?

by atomicrecords June 15, 2024

poon

used to describe a vape or other electronic nicotine vaping device.

“I can’t find the poon.”

by rvvv January 26, 2025

poon

used to describe a vape or other electronic nicotine device

“i can’t find my poon!”

by rvvv January 26, 2025

Poon

Pissing while gooning

-ed, -ing, -s

Last night i pooned in my bed.

The teacher was so hot i almost pooned.

by Gukeboy123 February 23, 2026

poon

Adjective; a powerful slang word to describe something you are violently obsessed with. It is not just something addictive, but it’s something you need like oxygen, it’s iconic, addictive, and deeply personal to you. Always goes after a noun.

House M.D. is so poon I might pass out.
Boba tea? Literally poon.

Nate in Gossip Girl? SO POON.

by JpoonJ123 June 26, 2025