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pouch crouch

The female word for tea bagging. Friends came up with it while playing Halo reach with a girl, Girls can't teabag, so if a girl were to teabag, it would thus be called Pouch crouching, aka the pouch crouch.
I'm playing halo reach with some friends, and a girl is on our team, and all of a sudden someone says "Damn shes teabagging." you correct them and say, "No, She's pouch crouch.:
by Sasuke pwn3r August 20, 2012
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Puche

The name of a guy who buys expired chocolate bars and candy from Dollarama.
See that bald guy buying old expired candy.... that’s Puche.
by Gabriel Batistuta January 26, 2019
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Puchao

When you need to get out quickly from a situation you're really not feeling.

when you want to dip from a situation quickly without explaining.
Julie: Hey, how was that party on Friday?
Me: It was so dope, but listen....I'd love to stay and chat, but I gotta puchao.
by Mayleesah June 12, 2020
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Puchingito

Number 1 sales rep at any furniture store. Usually comes with perks from C. Lee
Person 1: That sale was like 15K!

Person 2: That sale was definitely sponsored by www.puchingito.com
by Flyer6997 July 8, 2020
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Nipple Pouch

Slang term for a pocket on a button up shirt that covers you left nipple.
" Yo man, you got somethin' on your Nipple Pouch."
by Secret Justin December 9, 2008
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rusty pouch

A sexual experience involving one man getting his balls sucked on while he sodomizes a third party.
Then, Anne gave me a rusty pouch while I gave it hard to Christina.
by The Navigator February 8, 2010
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beer pouch

a smaller and more "cute" lil beer belly
most commonly on girls
starts a lil above the belly button and stops right where your jeans start
DOES NOT STICK OUT PAST YOUR BOOBS!
if it does its a beer belly lol
boyfriend: aww u gotta lil stomach goin on there
me: aw what my beer pouch?
by Lil_Nikki1818 February 24, 2010
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